It's a fate worse than relegation itself. This is - no joke - Newcastle United's new away jersey. It might be the worst kit since Jorge Campos' goalkeeping jersey for Mexico circa 1994. This... thing is absolutely horrible but makes for great comedic material.
The Toon Army will be more like Bananas in Pyjamas in this one.
Altogether now... "You're shi(r)t and you know you are...."